7 Funny Replies That Work Online!

If you have spent some time talking online, you know there are some questions that women ask you all the time. How to answer these questions to make sure that you are getting her attention and interest? Just try using the following lines:

1. When she is questioning you about your marital status, say:

"Well, my dog hates the way I make coffee; it hopes I will find someone else that will make him a coffee every morning."

2. What is your age?

"I am a little child... when I am sleeping, a mature man when I am making decisions, and an exploring teenager when I have the opportunity to talk with an interesting woman."

3. Do you have children?

It is a simple question to reply to, but you can say more than yes/no, and earn some points. So.

If you Do Have Kids, you can answer, "Oh yes, I have...(a two years old boy), he is a nice kid, and he is very responsible for my haircut." :)

If you don't have kids: "No, I don't have kids yet. I'm still looking for a woman willing to take the risk of having good-looking kids like me. :)) "

4. What happened with your ex?

This is a tricky question, don't give specific details, be serious and pass quickly over this subject. You can say something like: "I never joke about my love life. We didn't match with each other/We couldn't pass over some problems together. and decided to go on in separate ways."

5. What are you doing for a living? What is your job?

Now, maybe you are hating your job but don't let her know that. Be enthusiastic and positive: "I am working in (domain), and I like to wake up every morning with such a job. Sometimes I forget to put my socks on in my hurry to reach work".

6. What kind of relationship are you after?

"I want to find someone that can take me as I am, someone that can accept how gorgeous I am. :) ".

7. What are you doing in your spare time?

"I haven't too much spare time, but I rely upon like to... (read GOOD books / watch GOOD TV Shows /

listen to GOOD music / share a GREAT time with my friends)." You have to be selective and a little demanding... make her understand that you are not just wasting your time anyhow and with anybody available. So she will feel good that you are spending YOUR time with her.

The idea is that you have to be severe but funny at the same time. Make her curious; you have to make her want to know more about you with every question you are answering. Just be different, be original.

Good luck and have fun!