I live alone, and when I went to bed I said out loud to myself, "Good night. Someone immediately added in a whisper: "And sweet dreams."
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You live on the sixth floor of an apartment building. But one day you look out your window and see passersby walking past your window.
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After burying his mother, the guy came home from the cemetery. Going into his room and sitting down on his bed, he heard from the kitchen, "Son, go eat!"
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After throwing a stone into an abandoned well, the girl in no way expected someone to throw a stone at her from the well in reverse.
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A pathologist quit his job. A dead man was brought to him, with his head cut off. The body lay in a refrigerator for two days, and then the pathologist began an autopsy. He sewed the head back onto the torso, after which the dead man opened his eyes, looked at the pathologist and said with blue lips - "How do I look?"
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Waking up at night for a drink of water, you head for the kitchen. Walking back to the bed, you see yourself asleep on it.
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During a funeral, when the coffin was about to be lowered into the grave, everyone standing nearby heard loud banging noises coming from the coffin. Panicked, the men began to unscrew the lid of the coffin, but when they opened it, they saw the same stiffened body unchanged and, bewildered, they tightened the lid and lowered the coffin into the ground.
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A fortune-teller predicted to one woman that her son would drown when he was eight years old. At that time her son was five years old. His mother never took her eyes off him, every time she chastised him and warned him about the water. The boy was eight years old. In the summer they went to the country house. The child was playing in the yard under his mother's supervision. But, after being away from the house for a while, the mother returned to the yard and saw a terrible picture. There were large buckets of water near the fence to water the vegetable garden. Her son was on his knees and his head was down in the bucket.
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A guy was riding his motorcycle on the highway at night. Suddenly he saw a girl on the side of the road, walking leisurely ahead. The guy stopped and offered the girl a ride, to which she silently climbed onto her motorcycle. After riding along, he felt something wet and slippery on the back of his neck. He looked around and saw that instead of a human face, the girl had a horse's face. He screamed in fright, he lost control and the bike skidded. He fell on the ground and immediately jumped up, but the girl with the horse's head was nowhere to be seen. He started the motorcycle and roared down the road at high speed. Ahead of him he saw the same girl again, this time she was standing on the side of the road, waving and smiling.
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At night I was awakened by my dog jumping on my bed. Out of habit, I opened the blanket, and the dog climbed under it and lay down at my feet. Suddenly I opened my eyes and my heart raced. My dog had been hit to death by a car three days ago. Who's lying in my legs under the blanket?!
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The security guard went out to work the night shift. When he got to the on-duty room, he saw his sleeping partner on the bed. After making himself some coffee, the man sat down at his desk to check the attendance log. The phone rang and the man heard his partner's voice on the phone, saying that he would not be able to go out today. Without answering anything, the man slowly turned his head to the sleeping man on the bed. The "partner" was no longer asleep, but was looking at the man and smiling ominously.
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I went on an overnight fishing trip with my girlfriend. We decided to sleep in the tent. In the morning I woke up and got out of the tent, my girlfriend was sitting in the car drinking coffee from a thermos.
- You were so icy last night when I hugged you," I said to my girlfriend.
And she looked at me, and after a little silence, she answered:
- I slept in the car all night and didn't even look in your tent.
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Today I saw a man who seemed familiar to me. I remembered that I used to work with him a long time ago. Except I'm 64 years old now, and he still looks the same as he did thirty years ago.
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During the night it got cold and I tried to adjust the blanket through sleep. But lo and behold, I am cared for and stroked on the head, and I can no longer sleep since I live alone.
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A little boy didn't get any presents for Christmas. His parents didn't forget about him, just their dismembered bodies lying under the Christmas tree.
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A video was sent to my phone from an unknown number. In the video was me, filming myself and cheerfully saying that Moscow is very cool. Then another video stopped, and someone was cutting my throat. I thought it was all a fake and a silly prank, I called this unfamiliar number, but the girl's voice told me that the number didn't exist. I deleted the video and went to bed. The next day my boss called me into his office and told me that he was sending me on a business trip to Moscow. Now I don't want to go...
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I am always hungry and want to eat. My mom feeds me, but I'm still hungry. It makes me sick to my stomach and I cannot sleep. My mother said there is something wrong with me and tomorrow we will go to the doctor.
"Maybe there really is something wrong with me," I thought to myself as I finished eating my three-month-old baby brother. "At least I'm full."
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